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2009 Season

All Shows at 8pm; Doors open at 7:30pm

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A Tuna Christmas
June 4, 5, & 6      June 11, 12, & 13

By Jason Williams, Joe Sears, Ed Howard God rest ye merry gentlemen—it's time to kick up your heels with A Tuna Christmas, the hilarious sequel to the hit comedy, Greater Tuna. It's 24 hours before Christmas and times are tough. Bertha Bumiller's drunken husband hasn't come home, her kids are messes, and a Christmas Phantom is destroying the town's Xmas decorations. Two actors. Twelve days of Christmas. Twenty-four hilarious characters to put a jingle in your sleigh.

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Start 2 Finish?
June 18, 19, & 20        June 25, 26 &27

By Jeremy Stemen The golden years start off with a bumpy ride, as two retirees come to grips with age, family, and friends.
A laugh out loud comedy with a big heart.
Mature Audiences recommended

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Black River Bluegrass Boys
July 2, 3, & 4 


The boys are back, ready once again to raise the barn roof with their blend of classic and modern songs, hymns and jokes. They have nearly as much fun as their audience! Good for the entire family!
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Escanaba In Love
July 9, 10,& 11        July 16, 17,& 18
Our next adventure is the prequel to Escanaba in the Moonlight....Escanaba in Love by Jeff Daniels.  
Visit the Soady deer camp in the midst of World War II, forty years before the original.
Meet the love of young Albert Soady Jr.’s life, Big Betty Baloo -
the woman destined to become the mother of Reuben and Remnar Soady -
 along with a whole new cast of wacky Yoopers.  A terrific warm comedy you will love~.
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Grace & Glorie
July 23 24,& 25 July 30, 31 August 1st

By Tom Ziegler A poignant comedy about two very different women, who couldn’t be further apart, but as time passes and they share their lives, their pains and their hopes, they forge a common bond, each teaching the other valuable lessons about life, death and the human spirit.  An uplifting show that celebrates the human experience.

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Fairy Tale Court
  August 6, 7,& 8

By Dana Prouix The story is the State vs. the Big Bad Wolf and the Evil Witch. You’ve read the fairy tales and stories, so now see how the wolf has been wrongly accused and how the witch had been wrongfully accused by Dorothy. The story also includes the Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel and more. You have been served a subpoena.

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No Sex Please, We're British
August 13, 14, &15 August 20, 21, & 22

by Alistar Foot and Anthony  Marriott A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware.
What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple.

For mature audiences


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Opal's Million Dollar Duck
August 27, 28, & 29 September 3, 4,& 5

By John Partrick Searching for costumes for their next production, Desmond and Queenie, the local summer stock company, drop by "Opal's Antique Junque Shop." While rooting through Opal's treasures, they spot a nondescript oil painting - a still life of a dead mallard duck and an apple - and recalling an item in the morning newspaper about an old master which has disappeared from the local art museum, suddenly realize that this may be the missing canvas, for which the insurance company is offering a sizable reward. Summoning up all their acting skills, they try to charm Opal into selling the painting for a pittance, but she explains that she plans to give it to her friend, Rosie, as a birthday present, whereupon the plot thickens hilariously.

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